Twilight Follow Up

So I know you were all biting at the reigns to find out if I went to see Twilight or not. Did she go alone? Were large amounts of candy consumed? Did she like it?

Now I don't like to have my almost non-existent readers unsatisfied. I understand that your curiosity must be appeased. And promptly.

I did go see Twilight at the dollar theatre. And it was only a dollar, including tax. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Cheaper than Redbox. Booyah. Welcome to Provo.
On my big night out on the town I was accompanied by my loyal and trusty sidekick, Elise. Because lets be real with ourselves, we all know I am far superior to Elise...in a good and non-offensive way, of course.
Now you want to know how much junk food I shoved down my gullet? That seems a little personal to me. And seeing that blogging is really personal, it seems like that question is crossing the line. I did not have room in my belly to eat candy because I ate two dinners. Happy? Now you can go feel good about yourself knowing someone is more disgusting than you.

Drum rollllllllll..............
I LOVED IT! Holy moly best. movie. I. watched. this. week. or. month. or. year.
Once you embraced the cheesiness it was highly entertaining. Elise is a great movie partner because she has no issue with yelping, giggling, screaming, or being plain rude. These qualities are all synonymous to my movie-going technique. Caution: if you go to a movie with me I will squirm, talk, and be pretty annoying. But I am so adorable it's okay.
Did I say that I LOVED IT?!?! Because I do. And the twist at the end totally blew my mind. Awesome to the possum.

Note: None of this was satirical or ironic. No matter how much you want to think so. Some people are just really really strange.

These are the faces of real goobers. Who love Breaking Dawn.