Cure for the Homesick Blues: Oregon

Come April every year, I find myself shoving all my bikes in the back of my car and hightailing it back home to Oregon. Every year I plan on getting some kind of summer job waiting tables or picking cherries in the orchards.... only to be convinced by my parents to spend all day playing with them. It's not a lifestyle anyone can live, it requires a lot of biking, windsurfing, hiking, and exploring. You haven't lived a "full" summer day unless it has involved at least three sports. Long live the 3-sport day!

Again, it is not for the weak, my friends.

At times, we'll all make side comments like "geez, it's embarrassing that all we do is play", but then we just shrug our shoulders and say, "but somebody's gotta do it."

Gang's all here 

So when we made the smartest "adult-like" decision to stay in Provo and go to school/work, I was pretty distraught. Frankly, I still am. Nothing beats a Hood River summer, I don't care what all you ambitious people say. I've had this conversation with a lot of friends and they tend to go straight to the "I would get bored with all that time on my hands" comment. Hmmm. That's still a foreign concept to me and flirts with blasphemy.

Whether working really provides joy or not (that's another debate for another time), my dilemma of being hopelessly homesick still needed to be solved. So badda-bing badda-boo we decided to skip work, school, and dental appointments to go standby back home. (Which turns out sometimes isn't as easy as badda-bing badda-boo, as outlined in the pictures below.)

 

These are pictures of Jackson's battered toes, about 9 hours into our 12+ hours of stand-by torture. I left him alone for 40 seconds in the LAX airport, only to be scammed by way too many of these "artistic poses". We actually enjoyed our time in the airports, questioning the sanity of humans in general and yearning after the food that was too expensive for us. And I only got really really grumpy about three times! That's pretty good!

Our long weekend was so blissfully perfect that I might have shed some dramatically quiet tears when we landed again in Salt Lake. Utah is wonderful, but it's just not the same as my little Shire. Evidence of how happy we were can be found below!

If you're reading this, there is a large possibility you already know all this information because your my mom or husband, but I like pretending I'm a famous blogger who gets paid to talk about pretty places, so bear with me. So hello there Mom, Jackson, and other unknown readers! If you are ever blessed enough to pass through the Gorge area, then make sure to go hike or bike at Syncline. It's just east of Bingen, Washington and absolutely stunning. This is the place to go for wildflowers and river vistas. I recommend biking up the Little Maui trail and then going down Little Moab (if you like semi-tenchical rock drops). Gahh! I just love this ride so much. It wasn't always this way though. My mom would have to bribe me into going when I was in elementary/middle school by taking me to get a chocolate dipped cone at McDonald's. The Golden Arches: Convincing Kids To Do What Their Parents Want Them To For Generations. 

Good Taco Alert: While over in the Bingen area, head over to El Rinconcito . It is preferrable to bring a Shane Ostler whn you go because unknown to me, he is a local celebrity there. Everyone was yelling, "Hey Shane, you're back!", while my Dad was guffawing with everyone in sight. "Maria's going to fix me a good taco!" (as she raised a spatula in the air from the kitchen). " How are your boys? Long time no see, Carlos!" I felt honored to be in his company, especially when I saw the whoppingly huge portions we were given. Hurray for Shane!

 I love how easily things grow in Oregon. Life is so abundant. In the words of Jackson, "Alex, this is your Eve. When I first came here it was like I finally understood why you are the way you are."

Gosh, it's like I am obsessed or something? Less words, more pictures, before this gets too flowery. (hahaha. Get it? Wildflowers everywhere? Puns?)

P.S. Another really good mountain bike trail is the Whoopdee Doo trail system in Hood River. There's a new one called Ronoke and IT IS THE MOST EXCITING RIDE I HAVE EVER DONE. No joke, even though I say that about a lot of trails. This is my new favorite. So steep, with a million banked turns in a row, through fields of balsam root flowers. GAHHH! I was laughing uncontrollably the entire time because it was so perfect. If you go, invite me. I want to experience those thrills every day for the rest of my life.

 More photographic evidence that this place is my Edenic Paradise. 

Ronoke! Trail! Go! Now!

We took Jackson on the Eagle Creek hike and he was in stonefly heaven. For those who don't know, Jackson is studying Conservation Biology and is focusing his research on aquatic insects (but the species he goes absolutely hog wild over is Pteronarcys.) He looked like this ^^^ the entire time we were close to the water. I won some MAJOR wife points by finding a species he had never seen before, Pteronarcys princeps. When I showed it to him it looked like I had found him a car-sized chocolate bunny (that would have gotten me excited).

On my way to being a formidable Entymologist myself. (Picture from common.wikimedia.com)

When at Eagle Creek, many people simply walk to the the Punchball Falls and back (6 miles round trip). But you're missing out if you stop there! Keep on trekking along till you arrive at Tunnel Falls (12 miles total). It's one of my favorites. (I know I know. I say that about everything. But I'm serious every time.) You get to walk BEHIND the falls through this little tunnel and it's like you're in some kind of Gollum cave, except with flowers/moss growing everywhere and the absence of a mutant, bloodthirsty hobbit.

I always say that Hood River is the crown gem of Oregon, which is true. But Bend is definitely the gem right below it in all aspects (so would that make it the tiara gem?). Central Oregon is so cool because it's a desert, yet still full of rivers, lakes, and trees. And Bend has some of the most stunning peaks of the Cascades surrounding it and a big black lava field going right down the middle. I would most definitely live there, especially because they have a 5 Guys.

Watched Bruce play some LAX. Not biased, but he is the superstar of the team. Watching family members play sports is actually fun when they're talented! (Sorry family for all those painful years where I picked flowers instead of chasing the soccer ball around the field.)

 I am consciously trying to avoid declaring that our 40-mile ride on the Deschutes River trail was one of my most favorites ever. But why am I trying to curb my enthusiasm for great riding?!? It's fairly easy, non-technical riding that meanders along the riverside for miles, making it the perfect place for a leisurely ride. That is, unless you're the Ostlers and have to show off to friends who join you, leaving you breathless and exhausted and craving plates on plates of pasta.

Go Bruceeeeeeee!

Smith Rock, Oregon. Or, the place where Jackson and I were humiliated when we did a multi-pitch last summer. 

Meet Bertha, my family's pet pig. It's a weird time when you come home to find your father infatuated with a sow and the entire family room converted into a ping-pong arena. My parents are so rad. But I still hate this pig, most ornery creature on the planet. 

A word on my baby brother, Bruce. I am so proud of this boy. Not only is he supremely talented, he is also one of the most loyal and strong people ever. He passionately puts everything on the line for the things he loves, which is evidenced by his success in everything he puts his mind to. On top of it all, he has a pet pig and loves all animals! What a catch! We are so stoked that he will be here in Utah for school this fall at WESTMINSTER! Wahoo! Cross your fingers he gets to play for their LAX team, he definitely has the talent and drive to. Either way, he is going to wish that his sister didn't live so closely to him, he might need to put a restraining order on me.

This trip also included reading three whole books and pretending to be Shamu in the hot tub. Life complete. 

HASTA AUGUST, MY EDEN!

The Quest Continues: Switzerland Round 2

NOTE: THIS IS REALLY OLD. SUMMER 2015 OLD. Apparently I was looking for a Swiss man and ended up finding a Massachusetts man a couple months later. Kind of funny how life works out. Just posting this because my love of Switzerland still exists even though the Find A Swiss Husband Quest ended a long time ago. 

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Remember when Elise and I rode bikes around Switzerland trying to find husbands? Well, we failed in our mission. Yeah, we got some nice pictures and explored the most gorgeous country in the world but something was missing, ya know? To be specific, we were missing some tall, hunky, rich Swiss men. 

But I'm an Ostler. I don't give up. If I want a Swiss man I will do all in my power to get one.

So I went back. 

With my parents. 

They thought we were going for a leisurely mountain bike trip in the Alps, but I knew better. 

FIRST CLASS BABY. They had open seats and so we snatched them up. If I ever become rich then I will only fly first class on long flights. The luxury! The hot fudge sundaes! The unlimited super hero movies and romantic comedies! The noise-cancelling headphones! The 180 degree seats! Do I sound pretentious yet?

Some people may be wary of being a third-wheel on their parent's vacation. I suppose they have their reasons, but I don't understand them at all. Being a young single adult and roaming about Europe with parents is the only way to go. Lest we forget, I had just done this trip two months before. Parents think differently than students. They aren't worried about keep a trip as dirt cheap as possible. They're okay with sleeping in a hotel every night, not in a field. They stay away from merely eating apples and bread from the grocery store and GO OUT TO EAT AT RESTAURANTS. Parents are the best to travel with. And when you have a Sandy and Shane as parents, you really can't go wrong. They are so rad and I have never been afraid to admit that I prefer hanging out with them to most people.

We boarded a train and went as far east as possible to a little Alp town called Scuol. GO THERE. It's literally the end of the Swiss train system. Another little hop and skip is Italy and Austria. The train ride was great besides the fact that my parents slept most of the way (apparently real adults get jet lag. Long live eternal youth). 

MOST MAGICAL MOMENT OF THE TRIP. Watching a grown man (with a slightly corpulent body) in a belly shirt soak his whole body in water in the bathroom and then come out and dance ferociously throughout the whole train. It was like I had met my spirit animal.

My Dad had the case of the traveling poopies the first day so my Mom and I went on a mountain bike ride that takes you over the mountains into Italy. It was so beautiful.

I spy with my little eye....a creep.

Staying in hostels with your parents is always an interesting experience. 

Picnic and swan adventures in Zug. This is honestly my favorite memory from the trip. Do you ever feel nostalgic in the middle of a experience because you know its a golden one that you will remember forever? It was so peaceful and healing to spend so much time with my parents, not worrying so much about getting anywhere in particular. 

I wish I lived out there. So perfect. 

We definitely were cheaters on this mountain bike ride right outside of Scoul because we took the gondola to get up. 

Who knew border crossing was so easy out there? This little piece of string marks the Italian-Swiss border. 

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Walking through the tunnel to Italy!

This is a little out of order but perfectly describes our journey trying to get back home to Hood River. A complete nightmare involving delayed flights, overly crowded airports, and rental car fiascos. At the end my mom had to sit in this wheelchair and stare off into space to escape it all. 

I forgot the name of this little village that we biked to from Scoul. It was just two houses situated in this gorgeous valley. There were swings overlooking it and donkeys and adorable Swiss children running around. I wanted to stay there forever, 

On Sunday we couldn't find an LDS church in the area so we went to a Lutheran service that was in that beautiful church in the background. It was such a neat experience. We had no idea what was happening the entire time (Swiss-German), but we loved experiencing such a integral part of the Swiss culture. 

If you ever happen to spend some time in Zug, I recommend checking out the Hollgrotten Baar. They're these super cool underground caves that have cool light shows and music playing throughout. 

Scoul is famous for its healing mineral waters, which are found in these little drinking fountains all around town. As you can see by my face it was horribly rancid. But I'm healed! 

Scoul is a must! The Eastern-most part of Switzerland and absolutely adorable. 

Zug was a really adorable mini-city that we thought would be worth our time. It definitely was! They had free city bikes that you could use for the entire day. We may have gone "off-roading" more than these bikes were accustomed to.  

Lake Zug

Typical Customs Photo

Excuse the lack of detail. It is kind of hard to remember all of the little things two years later. I just couldn't resist posting these pictures because they brought back so many good memories. I am looking forward to documenting even more adventures coming up.