I know this isn't going to break the Internet, but I just want everybody to know that in the words of the great philosophizing musical group, AC/DC, I'm....
"Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose...
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die."
I'm actually so tickled that I am doing this because my Mom is going to be so happy! Her and all of my other fans who have been pleading, begging, and weeping for more of my Nobel-Literature type work.
So how does one go about updating their readers (Mom) on 17 months of their life that said readers (Mom) already are fully aware of?
*cricket cricket*
I guess I'll figure that detail out as I go.
These last 17 months have been full of basically the same things that I was doing before. I still try to bike, ski, climb, and adventure more than I work (although this has become more difficult after graduating college and finally having to support myself). I still wear clashing patterns and have way too many plant babies. I'm still eating candy off the floor, much to the chagrin of everyone around me.
It's all pretty much the same....
Except now I have a BOY to do all these things with me! (Besides eating candy off the floor because he thinks that's gross.)
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| Are you going to make me remove this photo, Jackson? |
A BOYYYYYYYYY!
And I can post really creepy things about him because we are legally wed and I work 40 very tedious hours a week to supply his peanut butter obsession!
So life is really good right now. The kind of good where you're eating an incredibly scrumptious pizza and you keep turning to the person next to you and saying, mouth full of cheesy dough, "this is really good pizza" and the person keeps giving you a happy greasy pizza smile in reply and you both just know that this pizza experience is ultimately the reason why you were born.
I hope that metaphor speaks to you like it does to me.
Anyway, I look forward to writing a bit more often because all joking aside, I really miss it right now. It feels nice to have a platform to discuss the things I think about on a daily basis and that are important to me. For example, how can we as a society overcome the awkward tendency to whisper "hello" to people when we pass them in the hallway at work? Why is this a thing? I hate it. I hate that I do it. Also, why does my little cactus close his flower every time I water him from the top? Why isn't this information easily accessible on the interwebs? These are just some topics I feel I need to address here.
Till we meet again, my blog! Hopefully it's not after 17 months and I have to update you on having twins, or something.
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