Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fat Pants Month

I have found that January is my new Fat Pants Month. If you haven't had one of these for yourselves, I highly recommend it. It entails exciting things such as hiding your P90X dvd's, eating a lot of bratwursts, and avoiding all of your adorable skinny jeans. Seriously, that last part is essential to having a successful Fat Pants Month. Ignore me if you want, but squeezing into jeans that fit you comfortably last month is not conducive for high self-esteem. I recommend wearing an assortment of sweats and comfy pants until you decide to start exercising again.
January was a good month for me. I respect my body for being so lazy and going into hibernation mode. It shows a certain level of contentment. But alas, it is time to say my farewells to Fat Pants Month and move on. 

I apologize to you for how beautiful I am. It's a problem. 
As for fun things I have done recently; 
Climbing indoors 
XC skiing down HUGE hills, completely out of control 
Skiing pow pow at The Bird
Going to the passport office three days in a row- taking absurd amounts of complementary candy 
Going to WinCo (always a highlight) THEY HAD PIZZA SAMPLES
Receiving four letters in one day

Have a happy Thursday night! 

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